This BLOG entry is specially for the working class, Did you know that we actually spend more time at the office than any place else?. So is it really possible to find a potential mate or romance in the office? The answer is evidently “YES!”, I’m not speaking by experience, just from my observations. How awkward can it be to romantically be in love with your colleague, I weigh them up and there is more cons than pros. That’s why I created a list of how to avoid falling for your peers or if you already has, well at least how to take away your emotions to further fall deeply into trouble.
Things to do, to cut potential office romance: ( If you’re a guy)
• Ignore her and start giving her same or less attention as to others.
• Deliberately put no attention to what’s her doing or saying.
• Pretend to be busy with work if she invites you to join her for a break.
• Show her that you pay more attention to other girls in the office.
• Try to make argument with her from time to time. Be a little jerk,
• Be boring as hell with text replies.
• If you have to look at her, make sure she won’t catch you staring.
• Avoid, avoid, avoid, coffee breaks and lunch out alone with her.
• Try to be as formal as possible.
• Never initiate conversations in any means, MMS, YM, Emails etc… unless work related.
• Always think of her ex or crush.
• Start flirting around with others.
• Be involve with some activity, avoid staying in the same place with her after office hours.
• Think of the things you don’t like about her, there must be some?
If all these fail and you still can’t take her out of you mind, then you’re in deep shit!!!
Things to do, to cut potential office romance: ( If you’re a babe)
• Be a bitch!
Easy to do and effective.
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