Donald Duck love kids

Who ever designed this amusement ride is either a moron or a dickhead! (as if there’s a difference!)… In addition, whoever approved this ride for production is a fucking pervert!!! And moreso, the amusement park who acquired this Paedophile ride for business is just plain genius! A retarded genius that is! Would you want your lovely sweet child to ride on this piece of crap? Just look on how Donald is enjoying this, you horny duck!!!
Quack!

IS-TAR-BAK

I can still remember few years ago, hinde pa uso mga coffee shops. And ang mga tao nagpupunta to drink coffee and not for anything else. Why am I saying this? Have you visited your local starbucks lately? Lalo na yung malalapit sa school and malls? Madami ang nagkakape just beacuase they want to be seen at starbucks, want to be cool and uso and not for the coffee. Posers! Posers! Posers!... Ayoko na tuloy pumunta sa Starbucks, few years back I frequent going there, Hot caramel macchiato is my favourite. But now? Hmmm… dina siguro. Sayang ang brand, masasarap sana and cozy but the crowd has changed. Jologs na, believe me when I say so. May ex-GF used to be a Barista there, Yung iba oorder ng snaple and magtatambay na for hours… Yosi, tawa, pa-cute, sinde ng yosi, pa-cute, tawa… haaaay. Poor starbucks. The next time you go there. Observe, and gauge yourself, true patrons ka ba or you just wanna be seen there? Hmm… di nga?

p.s.
sana hinde mangyari sa Krispy krème eto, kaya ngayon palang magpakasawa na tayo ng donut nila, baka eventually maging posers and wanna be place na din yun eto, kaya ngayon palang magpakasawa na tayo ng donut nila, baka eventually maging posers and wanna be place na din yun

It's a Gay world after all..

Gay, Homo, Bakla, Bading, Jokla, whatever you call them here in the Philippines, its inevitable that they are becoming numerous, Dumadani sila, YES and they’re not even reproducing. Its open with everybody, kahit saan may bakla. A day will not pass na wala kang masasalubong na bakla! Pero alam mo ba na there are 6 different types ng bakla?
Let me enumerate:

They are the…
• Naturally born
• Young and confuse
• Loud and proud
• In denial
• Closet queen
• Metro sexual

let me elaborate? Sige eto…

*Naturally born
Sila yung, bata pa, kinamulatan na ng pagkabading, its in the genes ika nga. I don’t know how, ( and I don’t wanna know).
*Young and confuse
Sila yung bata pa at hide pa nila alam ang preference nila, habulan ba? Or bahay bahayan? Bestfriend ba nya si kalarong junjun or crush nya pala (nye). Litong lito ika nga.
*Loud and proud
Sila yung maiingay and talagang mapapansin mo pag dumaan, marami nito sa parlor and advertising agency.
*In denial
Ako bakla? Ok ka lang? haler… (mostly sa corporate office madami neto and/or sa mga catholic schools. hmmm... napapaisip sya oh, Chika!
*Closet queen
May inaalagaan reputasyon, apelyido, position sa trabaho or sa lipunan. Or talagang hinde pa sila handa. Pigil lang mga tita! lakihan ang boses pare!
*Metro Sexual
Bakla ba sila?, masinop lang? OC lang? Vein lang? Neknek! Either hinde lang nila alam na bading sila or naghihitay lang ng isang matinding sundot para mailabas nila ang tunay na kulay. Isang kurot na lang, chuva na yan…

dont get me wrong, i dont hate them. i have gay friends, hard for them to ignore lang because of their colorful world...

Get it sis?
Told yah!... (wink wink)
Gay power!!!

Nerdy Nerds!!!

“NERDS” “NERDS” “NERDS”, Lahat siguro tayo nagkaroon na ng kaibigan, kaklase, opismate, kapitbahay, or pedeng IKAW mismo ay nerd. Pero pano ba natin talaga masasabi kung ang isang tao ay NERD? Sige isa-isahin natin:
• Usually sila yung mga taong, punong puno ng ballpen ang bulsa, mechanical pencil, ballpen, pentelpen etc. parang ranggo nila yan, mas maraming laman ang bulsa, mas hardcore nerd. Yeah HARDCORE! Syet…
• Sila rin yung mataas mag pantaloon, diko alam pero parang cool sa kanila ang labas ang medias. (O! wag mu nang hilain pababa ang pantalon mo, NERD!)
• Hinde naman lahat, pero karamihan sa kanila, nakasalamin. Parang hinde sila cool nerd kung malinaw ang mata nila, ewan ko ba, dahil ba palabasa sila at sign yan na intellectual sila? Hinde rin, may mg kakilala akong bobong nerd, kawawa naman nerd na bobo pa. pakamatay na siguro ako pag ganun…
• Sa ugali naman, hati yang mga yan. May mga nerd na marunong makisma, may nerd naman na yung tipong ayaw magpakopya sa school, yung tinatago mga idea nila. Dapat sinusunog mga yan. Itapon sa building, ipakain sa pating!
• On the other hand, dapat din silang parangalan, sila rin kasi yung mga nakakaimbento ng mga bagay bagay na useful sa atin. (Parangalan sila bago ipakain sa pating)

Sa ayaw at sa gusto natin, andyan lang sila, kaklase, ka-opisina, kapitbahay kamag-anak. Sa ayaw at sa gusto natin, nandyan lang sila, nandyan ka… NEEEERD!