Gay, Homo, Bakla, Bading, Jokla, whatever you call them here in the Philippines, its inevitable that they are becoming numerous, Dumadani sila, YES and they’re not even reproducing. Its open with everybody, kahit saan may bakla. A day will not pass na wala kang masasalubong na bakla! Pero alam mo ba na there are 6 different types ng bakla?
Let me enumerate:
They are the…
• Naturally born
• Young and confuse
• Loud and proud
• In denial
• Closet queen
• Metro sexual
let me elaborate? Sige eto…
*Naturally born
Sila yung, bata pa, kinamulatan na ng pagkabading, its in the genes ika nga. I don’t know how, ( and I don’t wanna know).
*Young and confuse
Sila yung bata pa at hide pa nila alam ang preference nila, habulan ba? Or bahay bahayan? Bestfriend ba nya si kalarong junjun or crush nya pala (nye). Litong lito ika nga.
*Loud and proud
Sila yung maiingay and talagang mapapansin mo pag dumaan, marami nito sa parlor and advertising agency.
*In denial
Ako bakla? Ok ka lang? haler… (mostly sa corporate office madami neto and/or sa mga catholic schools. hmmm... napapaisip sya oh, Chika!
*Closet queen
May inaalagaan reputasyon, apelyido, position sa trabaho or sa lipunan. Or talagang hinde pa sila handa. Pigil lang mga tita! lakihan ang boses pare!
*Metro Sexual
Bakla ba sila?, masinop lang? OC lang? Vein lang? Neknek! Either hinde lang nila alam na bading sila or naghihitay lang ng isang matinding sundot para mailabas nila ang tunay na kulay. Isang kurot na lang, chuva na yan…
dont get me wrong, i dont hate them. i have gay friends, hard for them to ignore lang because of their colorful world...
Get it sis?
Told yah!... (wink wink)
Gay power!!!
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